So here are a few truths I've learned/relearned as of late, some of which are due to the fact that I now have a life...(so sad)...
* Hepatitis A/B shots hurt like a mother!
* Being a grownup isn't as much fun as doing whatever I want.
* Waking up at 5:00 a.m. to teach a 5:30 a.m. yoga class is ridiculous.
* Just because I pretend I have no homework, doesn't mean I really don't.
* I still rock at guitar hero (just ask my nieces and nephews) and yes, I'm still a loser for it.
* Reading the same sentence 873 times before I realize I have no idea what it's talking about can't be a good thing.
* Dishes don't do themselves. Neither does the laundry.
* Calling myself a retard in front of the special ed teacher is most likely not okay.
* There is a limitless supply of snot in my head. I don't care if you don't want to hear it. It's true. We're talking buckets, people.
* Watching grass grow IS fun (We finally planted on Monday!)
* Sudafed rocks.
* Go with your first instinct. Changing your answers can only result in a chain of swearwords once you've realized you had the right answer to begin with.
* High school girls crack me up - I'm pretty sure I never acted like that...did I? Oh wait, I still do.
* Volleyball is the best sport on the planet.
* I really, really, really am going to get in trouble for saying this, but here goes...Football sucks.
* Ear wax is disgusting.
* Reading textbooks is not as fun as reading about vampires/faeries/immortals/wizards/witches/(insert fantastical creature here).
* Facebook is the devil. (Why does my computer screen automatically go there every time I open my computer to do homework?)
* The iphoto retouch button has miraculously cured my adult acne.
* Commanding an entire group of girls to run a killer and then watching from the sidelines is oddly satisfying...(mwahaha)
* Telling myself "I'll just get up in the morning early and do it," never works. Never. Yet I fool myself every time...
* McDonald's cheeseburgers are the best things on the planet (I'm prone to mild exaggeration...but they are sooo addicting).
* Despite my murmurings about school, I really do like my chosen profession. Working with Tashie has been great so far!
* Watching someone do something and doing it yourself for the first time are 2 completely different things with completely different results.
* Inside jokes are really funny. Unless you're not "in" on the joke.
* Old habits die hard. Procrastination has reinstated itself as my constant companion now that I'm back in school. Blast.
I'm sure I could come up with more ridiculously profound things to say, but I'm spent. Oh, and James needs the computer. :) Have a good weekend, everybody!
* Hepatitis A/B shots hurt like a mother!
* Being a grownup isn't as much fun as doing whatever I want.
* Waking up at 5:00 a.m. to teach a 5:30 a.m. yoga class is ridiculous.
* Just because I pretend I have no homework, doesn't mean I really don't.
* I still rock at guitar hero (just ask my nieces and nephews) and yes, I'm still a loser for it.
* Reading the same sentence 873 times before I realize I have no idea what it's talking about can't be a good thing.
* Dishes don't do themselves. Neither does the laundry.
* Calling myself a retard in front of the special ed teacher is most likely not okay.
* There is a limitless supply of snot in my head. I don't care if you don't want to hear it. It's true. We're talking buckets, people.
* Watching grass grow IS fun (We finally planted on Monday!)
* Sudafed rocks.
* Go with your first instinct. Changing your answers can only result in a chain of swearwords once you've realized you had the right answer to begin with.
* High school girls crack me up - I'm pretty sure I never acted like that...did I? Oh wait, I still do.
* Volleyball is the best sport on the planet.
* I really, really, really am going to get in trouble for saying this, but here goes...Football sucks.
* Ear wax is disgusting.
* Reading textbooks is not as fun as reading about vampires/faeries/immortals/wizards/witches/(insert fantastical creature here).
* Facebook is the devil. (Why does my computer screen automatically go there every time I open my computer to do homework?)
* The iphoto retouch button has miraculously cured my adult acne.
* Commanding an entire group of girls to run a killer and then watching from the sidelines is oddly satisfying...(mwahaha)
* Telling myself "I'll just get up in the morning early and do it," never works. Never. Yet I fool myself every time...
* McDonald's cheeseburgers are the best things on the planet (I'm prone to mild exaggeration...but they are sooo addicting).
* Despite my murmurings about school, I really do like my chosen profession. Working with Tashie has been great so far!
* Watching someone do something and doing it yourself for the first time are 2 completely different things with completely different results.
* Inside jokes are really funny. Unless you're not "in" on the joke.
* Old habits die hard. Procrastination has reinstated itself as my constant companion now that I'm back in school. Blast.
I'm sure I could come up with more ridiculously profound things to say, but I'm spent. Oh, and James needs the computer. :) Have a good weekend, everybody!
