BS

So I just finished with 6 hours of homework on statistics/research methods.  I've decided I should have committed suicide BEFORE I did the homework, not now.  Seems kind of silly...at any rate, I love you all.

But before I decide to take the plunge, I figure I might as well ramble.  I'm a ramblin' woooo-man.  It's also approximately 12:40 a.m...as a general statement of fact, I should not be allowed to share my thoughts with the general public after about 9 p.m.  But, alas...I sort of tend to do what I want the majority of the time.  Unfortunately.

First off, I don't know what's with my keyboard.  It keeps putting my cursor clear up at the top of my page.  This is unacceptable.  However, my skillz with computers max out at checking facebook.  Therefore, I must endure.

Secondly, what the crap is with the lake outside my house?  Seriously.  I have a frickin' frozen body of water just outside my driveway.  I mean, sure.  It sounds like a lot of fun, right?  Slap on some ice-skates, step outside the front door, and voila!  It's a party in the front yard...actually, I may have something here...just remind me to not wash my car next time prior to coming home through said lake, okay?

C)  I've decided it's not wise to self-diagnose via the internet, and especially not via internet pictures.  Sick.  There are some nasty-looking skin problems.  From using the previously stated methods at various times in my life, I've decided I may have skin cancer, a torn rotator cuff, cancer, narcolepsy, cancer, iron deficiency, cancer...are you seeing a theme here?  On the other hand, I've decided I've got it pretty good with the quarter-sized rash I'm currently sporting.  Seriously.  Just look up rash, select images, and you'll pick up what I'm puttin' down.  Word.  *Disclaimer: acting on recommendation from author of blog may result in scarring on many physical/emotional levels.  Engaging in such activities may also lead to subsequent incorrect self-diagnoses which may result in anxiety/stress and speaking/typing in African American Vernacular English.

Next, Why did Dana only do P90X for 1 week?  Please select best answer from the following:
       a)  She is lazy.
       b)  She is injured, according to the internet, and is heeding the advice given by userid: CrAZy CHiKen on yahoo answers.
       c)  She nearly drowned trying to ice skate on half-frozen large body of water outside her house and is recovering.
       d)  Her partner has strep throat.
       e)  All of the above.

Eth)  This is getting ridiculous.  It's seriously time for bed.  Don't judge...peace out.